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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Here’s why exercise is so important if you’re a cancer survivor - The Washington Post

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Microsoft's OpenAI partnership is fraying at the seams - Axios

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Shakira Says Being an Immigrant in the U.S. Amid Trump’s Policies “Means Living in Constant Fear” - The Hollywood Reporter

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

What are the steps to prepare Your Hair for hair extensions?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

What are some key features of Google Gemini 2.0?

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Bank of America predicts major housing market changes are coming soon - TheStreet

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Cole Escola reacts to Nicole Scherzinger's Tony Awards win after Jesus hat controversy: '4 more years!' - Entertainment Weekly

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The McDonald’s Snack Wrap is returning next month - CNN

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...